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do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs


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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

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we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

Posted 2 days ago With 197,123 notes